从别人那看来一些新鲜的加菲语录，不错，不错。
加菲猫经典语录
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 -
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃 -
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡 -
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道 -
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 -
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛 -
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 -
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系) -
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好 -
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养 -
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 -
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧 -
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒 -
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作 -
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 -
When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是! -
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
补充几个：
- 如果你想显得更聪明，就要多跟蠢人为伍。
- 爱情来得快去得也快，只有猪肉卷才是永恒的。
- 今天我要做俯卧撑！……呃呀呀呀呀（实在撑不起来）……今天先俯卧，明天再撑。
- 从今天以后，我将不再贪吃，而只是爱吃而已。
- 欧弟在窗外冻得瑟瑟发抖，真可怜。我真有点不忍心看他这样不，难道我能坐视不管吗？我必须做点什么。’加菲拉上了窗帘。