从别人那看来一些新鲜的加菲语录，不错，不错。
加菲猫经典语录
Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
补充几个：
- 如果你想显得更聪明，就要多跟蠢人为伍。
- 爱情来得快去得也快，只有猪肉卷才是永恒的。
- 今天我要做俯卧撑！……呃呀呀呀呀（实在撑不起来）……今天先俯卧，明天再撑。
- 从今天以后，我将不再贪吃，而只是爱吃而已。
- 欧弟在窗外冻得瑟瑟发抖，真可怜。我真有点不忍心看他这样不，难道我能坐视不管吗？我必须做点什么。’加菲拉上了窗帘。